The day Adam Griswalt-Johnson Maestle lost his kissing-virginity was a glorious moment in the hearts of all the aliens who previously probed his ass for hours, hoping he would turn homosexual.
But Mr. Griswalt-Johnson Maestle held strong, as he masturbated more than 6 times a day to kiddie porn.
Notice the kiss form of the female; she realizes Adam has rather large, chunkified lips, and decides to go for the upper lip kiss. This move prevents any attempts from the opposite kisser to slip in the tongue.
Don't worry, Adam, we'll get you some tongue regardless of what those damn aliens say.
He has now seen a breast, kissed a real girl, smelled a butt, danced, hugged, and got owned. I was oh so fortunate to be there to partake in all the wonderful experiences.
So, back to business. Where have I been? I decided to become a reseller of hosting, so I could make some extra cash and have more control over my web design clients. I got it, all went to hell, and now it has been resolved.
A lot has happened that would have been great to post, but I am not motivated to talk about it. I wasn't even motivated to put time into a new site layout. What you see took about 25 minutes to make.
I completed high school, turned 18, sold more senior shocker shirts the last day of school and got busted, threw up the shocker at graduation and now I can not compete in the SkillsUSA/VICA competition in Kansas City, MO, and went to West Virginia University and got everything ready for fall classes.
That is all I can think of. I have tons of good pictures, but they will be posted later. It's good to be back.
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