Florida for the weekend

It was Thursday and I had just finished picking the bread off of the once again shitty peperoni rolls. I was staring out the window looking at the snow and itching my balls when I got a call:

B: Dude, we are coming down to Morgantown to pick up Mike and we got the 4Runner, want to come to Florida with us?
ME: I am low on cash and am not paying for gas or the hotel.
B: Let me call Mike and Staley and see if they are OK with it.
B: They are cool with it, you coming?
ME: Alright, I'm down.
B: We'll pick you up in less than an hour.

I packed my shit for a short weekend full of driving. They pick me up and I didn't realize we had to drive to Dayton, OH to get Staley. We weren't able to say goodbye to the snow just yet. Here's a map of the driving we had to do.

We get to Dayton University hours later and already tired of driving. Staley pulls out this GPS shit and hooks it up to his computer. He had mapped out detailed directions and the GPS would tell the computer where we were exactly and how fast we were going. That says 108 and the 4Runner maxed out at 115.

Staley drove all night and we all tried to sleep but it was hard. Georgia sucks by the way. It is so long and gay. I hate Georgia and their damn peaches. Go to hell.

The drive there sucked ass and we were so happy to finally see a beach. We got to Largo, FL at around 4pm Friday. Picked up a few cases of Natty Light and checked into the rather small but nice hotel room. Met up with who was there and got the party started. I passed out at like 10pm for a while until we decided to take the party to the beach and chill. The beach was on the Gulf, and it was so shitty.

The following morning was the wedding, but I did not go because I wasn't invited. I just came for the ride. My brother came over from Lakeland, FL with 3 of his boys. We went to the beach and it was warm, but the beach was just so shitty. So we went to Tampa and walked around in a mall where nothing in any store was less than $100. Every store was name brand crazy rich stuff. Everyone was beautiful with nice cars. I didn't shower and smelled like dookie so I fit right in.

Saturday night was already our last night in Florida. So we did the coolest thing anyone can do, took pictures with a damn alligator.

We then did the usual and decided to take it to the beach for one last time. They got a fire started and we just chilled.

We got back to the room around 4am and Staley wanted to go to bed because we were leaving at 9am. We didn't let that happen and just screwed around until we passed out.

Leaving was depressing and we were so exhausted. But cuddling makes everyone feel better. So do lettuce sandwiches from Dairy Queen in the shitty state of Georgia.

Mike and me got back to Morgantown at 6am Monday morning. I had fun.

So I got my History midterm back. I am completely failing that class because I don't know how to read, the notes are useless, and the dudes speaks shitty english. Here's the last part of my midterm and my answers.

I dropped political science because it was insanely impossible. I have probably referred to me only being a number at WVU but these sluts actually passed out tickets with numbers on them. We were to staple one to our test and take one to keep for future tests. I failed that test. I have 13 hours now, again. Which means there is no way I will be a sophomore next year. Awesome.

Here are a few pictures from a party some weekend that already passed. Every weekend is the same now days.

I love girls - Spirit Fingers, I guess - Boris actually has his eyes open - I took the picture but don't know who the hell is holding the bottle and cup - Me and my Wednesday night 40oz boy Nic - Jillian and Myself

It is now technically Wednesday and according to plan I am supposed to be going to Charleston, WV today until Sunday. The school I am going to work for next year is going down for the basketball tournaments and I get to go. It's snowing a lot so who knows what i will be doing.

I don't know if this is completely a waste of time and a bigger joke than me pooping my pants but I am giving it a try. Check out, Surf Junky. If you sign up use me as a referral and I get more money I guess. So far I have made $2.16 for 4.8 hours of just letting this run. So in 55 hours I will have $25, the least you can have, and they they will send it to my PayPal account. You can make up to $0.75 an hour. Try it, or don't. Either way I am going to poop on you.

Peace out, poop faces.