I suck

I have never not posted for a whole month and I am not going to start now.

Todd: Here is my post.
You: (while fingering your butt for some corn) Dude, this isn't a real post.
Todd: Why not?
You: (while eating a crispy buttcorn dingleberry¹) You don't have any links to pictures...
Todd: Oh, my bad.
You: You also don't have a main picture for your post like you always do.
Todd: I knew I forgot something:

dingleberry¹ - A delinquent partial turd which grasps anal shrubery causing brownish crust to accumulate in ones underwear.