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Well hello strangers

I'll start off this post with that little statistic to the left. I saw that and took a screen shot of it before I even started attending West Virginia University for a post that I obviously never did. I don't even remember when I arrived here, but I stayed at my friends house on Grant Street for a few days. Grant Street on weekends has a party at every house. I wasn't ready for this, but bought a keg cup and drank my ass off. Sorry mom, I only don't drink on Tuesday's.

A lot of kids from my high school go here. I like that and I also don't. I can be comfortable at a party knowing people, but that prevents me from meeting anyone new. I already knew this kid. Sadly I know these guys, too. But I got to meet these guys. I talked to them for a while because they were from China. They claimed they were in their 30's and came here to study something I don't remember. I told them communism works in theory but I have a better chance of shitting normal then communism does working. I think they got pissed. They also said they were going to take their degrees and go back to China. They look kind of homosexual when I look back on the picture. But then again, so do I.

I had so much stuff to post before I left for college, but never got around to it. I went to a Pirates game and had sweet seats. Got an expensive new phone with Windows Mobile on it, but it doesn't work at school. Cleaned my room and threw everything away that I saved because I realized I will never live at home like I used to. Kind of depressing for 36.5345 seconds.

OK, now back to my life at college. My boy McNeil, who you will get to know better in just a few minutes, had a keg on the night of Fall Fest which featured the music of Fuel, Kanye West, Trapt, and Particle. The picture sucks I took, because my camera flash is weak, and I may have been intoxicated.

So I'm at a small get together and two of the owners of the house decide to try and get any freshman around to jump off of their roof. I am not stupid, so I went outside and had my camera ready. Two kids jumped, one was ok and everyone had a good time. Then we realized the other kid broke one leg and sprained his other ankle. I failed to mention they were raising to five roof jumps. Neither got to their goal. I jumped off a week later and broke a pubic hair.

Pictures are great. I don't remember either of these.

Now on to the first football game. It was crazy. I love how they designate a place in a parking lot, "The Pit", for all student to drink and eat free hotdogs. Here are pictures from the game I don't feel like typing out sentences for: 1 - 2 - 3.

I also have compiled a video of Mr. McNeil and the football game, then a wonderful music video. If for some reason you get no video but audio, just listen to the last minute. VIDEO REMOVED

I have shit to do. Absolutly nothing. College made me lazier, and makes me shit more liquid than I piss. Goodbye.