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Better start dancing now

I started to type out a story on how I know Master D and got his beats but I decided to not waste your time. So I am just going to let you download the 6 tracks he has made right now. I named all the songs what I thought they should have been because he never gave me any.

Play these tunes and drink some beer, smoke a blunt, or just touch yourself:

- Show Me Something - Has lyrics
- Galactic Buzz
- Bring It - Has lyrics
- Ocean Cruising
- TripnDance
- Beatage

Master D's people tell me secrets of a new release coming soon. Stay tuned, slut faces.

Ok, now what. I hate when I always type out my thoughts as if this was live. I also hate when I talk about hating me typing my thoughts out. You guys are confusing and this was a terrible attempt to be funny. But I am not going to make use of my backspace key and delete this because I feel like I have been typing so long. Did I mention my RA is cute? I think I have. I also think I played that out in my last post. She is a reader of this site now and I have nothing else to put except the photo of her I printed out 100 copies of and taped all over my dorm walls.

Well I did go to the beach with a few of my boys since my last post. It was just 4 of us. The water was cold but the sun was shining. It was fun playing in the beach and getting away from college. Everyone was older or retired. Lots of bingo, wrinkles, some free beer, and B's butt. Have a funny video of him saying electric flew through his butt as he is grabbing it in that picture. Sorry, inside joke, suck it up you babies. I decided to get out the video and upload it because I am cool. Here it is.

The beach was fun, not long enough. I for some reason thought it would be totally cool dudeish awesome to take pictures of the waves at 3am. I got useless shots and broke my $200 camera. It works if I take out the batteries, hit the reset button, then set all the preferences everytime I want to take pictures. I have $6 left to live on in college until Christmas break. Donate money to me or I will send the mangirl on you. That's right, I said it.

I have decided to never cut my hair again. I shower once a month and love long dirty hair. Oh yes. Is that a keg? I wouldn't remember.

Ok, I am tired now. I made a new layout to kick it up 3 and a half notches and just posted. Quit asking for so much from me.

I'll leave you guys with some fans, girls kissing, and a girl who likes clothed showers.