Pre-made Plates

For the past month or so, my mom has actually been cooking dinner. Cool, right? Yeah, but I don't get to eat them fresh from the oven. Since she is always working, and can't feed her hungry son, she makes mad amounts of food and then puts them on plates and shoves them into the refrigerator. So every week, she cooks food for the week(about 8 pre-made plates), then I eat whenever I get hungry. The problem is, I eat like four of them in one day. Then I'm screwed for the week and have to eat ice to keep the hunger down until she cooks for the next week. I think we should start selling these pre-made plates in grocery stores. Those freakin lunchable things are like $4 each, and they don't even fill up 5 year olds. Once we make some money from these plates, my mom won't have to work and she can stay home and cook me fresh meals everyday!

Yeah, Tammy is my moms name. Eat your heart out ghetto kids who like to say things like, "Tell Moms Name I'll call her tonight" or "Moms Name owes me $5 from last weekend".

I really have nothing else to say. So I'm going to leave you with a few conversations:

Convo 1 - Chicks dig a dork with a webpage. It's "hot"

Convo 2 - I help people, just by having them see me for 25 seconds. I'm also a blast giver-outer. Bling bling.

Convo 3 - HAHA, this girls dad is a local radio news announcer. I always tell her I want his autograph, etc. We have never met, yet.

I'm starting to try and get some link exchanges going. If you got my email, and are reading this. Then link me up and let me know. If you are just here, and have a site, email me. Now, jerk.