July 30, 2003
Happy birthday Adam "Dump" Maestle!
For all of you who don't know this guy, let me introduce him to you. He is Adam Maestle A.K.A Dump, born on July 30, 1985. He is a larger man, like a teddy bear, and is always up for a nice hug from a hottie. Unfortunatly, he dropped out of high school his junior year, but got his GED and has been accepted to West Virginia University. Dump enjoys the outdoors, space, talking to aliens, counter-strike and other online games, being online for 10 days straight, and long walks on the beach with a good cigar in his mouth. Dump has a hard outer shell to him, but inside he is just a nice guy who gets pissed off a lot and pulls out knives on people and jumps from the back seat to the front to strangle you and make you say uncle because he dislikes Taco Bell.
Today is Dumps 18th birthday, and I am dedicating this site to him for another minute or so. Happy birthday, man. I gave Dump a call at like 1am and sang the happy birthday song to him, I could tell he enjoyed it. I also decided to get him a present that I know he would love so much. Since I am cheap, I decided the picture you see to the right would be suitable for a gift, and free for me. Enjoy buddy, but don't enjoy to much. That is a real image, I didn't photoshop it or anything, just blurred the face to keep the persons identity a secret. Dump, if you think about it, I'm sure you know who it is. Everyone feel free to comment and wish Dump a happy 18th birthday.
I received this email and it seemed more weird and personal than all the other junk mail. I emailed him back, removing the error in his email typing, and am hoping to get an email back from him. It's not like normal junk mail telling me to go to some website or buy a book or anything. Oh well, I'll let you know.
That's all I got for you.
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UPDATE - July 31, 2003 - 12:38AM
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I recieved an email back from the guy I told you about above. Read it here. This is getting weird, and if I wasn't 17 and had some hook-ups, I could get a lot of money out of this... or killed... or the CIA will be knocking on my door... there are many possibilities. Should I email him back?
Well...Dump finally turns 18. I still owe you an ass kickin my friend. If you think you can threaten to stab me and fuck with my family and get away with it, you got another thing coming. Maybe I'll find your fat ass in Motown or maybe in Wheeling, but you aint gettin away with it. Little bitch.
Posted by: The Rausch at July 30, 2003 03:17 AMFor fucks sake, give it up, you started shit with me, i never said anything to your sister, ask her dumb ass.and i didnt say anything to you untill you got pissy about something, and i still dont know what that was. I dare you to try to kick my ass, i never not have a weapon of some sort with me.
And woohoo i can finnlay Buy guns now.... You all must watch your arse.
Posted by: God at July 30, 2003 03:25 AMHa ha dump.... See what happends when you act like a hardass online and can't back it up in real-life. It was only a matter of time that you messed with the wrong person. Happy B-day, and have fun.....
Posted by: "Rich MotherFucker" at July 30, 2003 09:04 AMYeah Adam is finally 18, so now his age no longer protects him. You better watch your ass Adam. And why do you always have a weapon in you?... Oh yeah! Because your a PUSSY, you need weapons because you cant fight, and hell you still cant fight with a weapon. And why do you like to pick on peoples sister's, you sick pervert. You messes with the wrong person at the wrong time. Just watch your ass son......
Posted by: Watch your ass Adam at July 30, 2003 09:17 AMYou guys are cute.
And Like I said, ask your sister.
Maybe Just maybe you will grow up before Judgement Day, hard to tell as of now.
It's getting a tad bit hot in here, but chill, I don't have a fire extinguisher if you guys start a fire.
Posted by: Todd at July 30, 2003 02:19 PMFinally a new post!! Todd, if I were you I wouldn't get involved in that e-mail. It sounds like something out of a movie. You'll follow his directions, then ask for your 25% cut and he will be like "Why would I give money to someone I no longer need? Your usefullness has run out." Then he will pull out a gun and shoot you in the head in a scene that can only be described as "Too Fucking Cool". Oh yeah..uh..Happy Birthday..I guess...?
Posted by: Herc at July 30, 2003 04:26 PMDump is a faggot, i've hated this kid since pinto baseball, someone should beat his ass.
Posted by: Ward at August 1, 2003 03:41 PMI dont even know who you are
Posted by: God at August 1, 2003 05:31 PMNo
Posted by: PornoKid at August 1, 2003 11:23 PMNo what
Posted by: at August 2, 2003 02:29 AMI emailed the weird guy back, and he replied with more stuff and again asked me to call him. So an online friend of mine told me to just tell the FBI about it. So I did, and here's the response email. They answered back within like 5 minutes.
Posted by: Todd at August 2, 2003 03:09 PMThe answer to that damn camel jockey who is begging for money. If he was having money problems, how the hell did he get on a fucking computer? Oh, by the way, Dump is gay.
Posted by: pornokid at August 3, 2003 02:37 AMDamn, that FBI letter was deep...
Posted by: pornokid at August 3, 2003 02:40 AMC'mon now sweetie, that's a scam and you know it. I got an e-mail like that last summer and it's a crock. They're gonna try and get your bank account number from you just so they can clean it out. Common sense, dear.
Oh, by the way...I should have my own domain within the next month. :-)
Posted by: Rita at August 3, 2003 08:08 AMtodd you should start a foundation to get u a festival, if u could get liek 200 bucks u could get one man, i'll donate
Posted by: ward at August 4, 2003 05:55 PMYou mean a Festiva? Ford Festiva's rock! I will get me one, soon. A friend said his grandma has 94 Festiva and she'd sell it for $700. Start donating.
Posted by: Todd at August 4, 2003 06:28 PMyea festiva liek the one jay leno ha with a body kti and everything
Posted by: ward at August 5, 2003 03:37 PMPlates cover boobies now?
Posted by: $chultz at August 6, 2003 01:14 PMyou need to start posting more.
Posted by: yeah at August 6, 2003 03:47 PMyou need to start posting more.
Posted by: yeah at August 6, 2003 03:47 PMShut up. I can't just post everyday, or it will be really stupid.
"Today I ate a cheeseburger, took a big, wet, juicy crap and it felt oh so good. Here's a picture of it. See-ya later, dudes."
There you go, idiot.
Posted by: Todd at August 6, 2003 04:23 PMuhh yeah i know that , but umm more than once a month would be cool!
Posted by: yeah at August 6, 2003 10:44 PMyou coulda posted about the Springsteen concert that you did not apperciate, infidel
Beerrr
Posted by: God at August 7, 2003 05:45 AMDude, you are gay, Dump. I was planning on posting today. But faggio's like you and your boyfriend in here make me want to put pictures of your moms up to scare everyone away.
But every one of you would still come back daily to see, because you can't live without me.
"I, I, I, I, Ah I, I want some ice beewr." - Another retarded studdering saying from Adam likes it in the butt Maestle.
Posted by: Todd at August 7, 2003 03:31 PMdump is gay. he sucks dick for beer money and dont even drink. he needs his face beat in
Posted by: wardy at August 10, 2003 10:13 PMok do it, oh wait who are you?
Yes yes yes, your some guy i dont know, but your mean. :(
Posted by: Dump at August 10, 2003 10:53 PM