About Me

I am the one and only Todd Morrison (there are probably others - but none of them are as cool).

Some quick statistics about me:

• I am 6'5" and have been asked if I play basketball at least once a week since the day I quit playing basketball because I wanted to make money and/or get wasted.
• I work at a Riesbeck's grocery store in Elm Grove on Sunday.
• I intern at Orrick, Herrington & Stucliffe LLP after class Tuesday through Friday.
• I work for West Liberty State College Sports Information Department in the 4th floor athletic offices in the ASRC. I am also the head cashier at all home football and basketball games.
• I have a pretty sweet girlfriend.
• My butt itches sometimes but that is probably because I don't have time to wipe since I get so many assignments from this one teacher. But learning is way better than a clean gluteus maximus.

One of my favorite things to do is lay on empy beer cases with a hot chick


Another thing I like to do it lay back and think...


One thing I think should be allowed: Public Urination and/or Butt Crack Exposure.


Sometimes I get a little too carried away and grab things while making really stupid faces.


Everyone should eat butt corn - Or just try it so you can tell your friends.


Sometimes I like to paint my favorite teachers.